[Renegade]

[Renegade] Sobriety

2008-07-07T02:22:00.004-05:00

There are certain days that you'd rather skip. For some it's their anniversary, for others it's the day they find out what those little bumps are. Me, I could do without the 5th of July.

Historically this has always been a bad day for me. It usually starts with a bit of spinning and rumbling followed by running and gushing, and just never seems to end. Add on the incredible mess all around you and the fact that you can't really call in sick from just a hangover, and you got an ass of a day all around.

Sure the hundreds of dollars worth of explosives were awesome, the loads of food rocked, the insane amounts of alcohol were a blast, and all the people were cool, but in the end all your left with is an empty stomach and a full toilet. Sometimes I wonder if it's all worth it.

I'll let you know again on January 1st, in the meantime here's some new shit.

Party at [Renegade] and regret it later.

[Renegade] Motivation GX Female Skins

2008-06-25T04:54:00.003-05:00

Oh yeah, this'll get a rise....

Alright this is the latest skins release before I take a little break from em and move on to something else. We got yer typical sexy chic body with that smokey type of eyeshadow that everyone seems to be all about right now.

Trust me, come check em out, you won't be dissapointed. If you are dissapointed then you suck!

Try a demo skin at [Renegade]

[Renegade] Generation GX Male Skins

2008-06-20T15:38:00.002-05:00

I can't reject this empty hole
I cannot count the bloody cost
I can’t believe this wretched soul
Come penetrate all this loss
Come on and kill this sense of life
And be the one who is denied
Now show me one more upturned knife
And fill the emptiness inside

Be mine, Sister Salvation at [Renegade]

[Renegade] Motivation Female Skins

2008-06-16T00:49:00.003-05:00

You know what? I made these pics, let them do the talking...I'm drawin a blank here.

Come see how boring [Renegade] can be.

[Renegade] Generation Male Skins

2008-06-04T15:53:00.002-05:00

Get outta here, KO!
What are ya'll doin in here?
We're wearin skin and you don't want no part of this shit.
Come on KO, join the party!
No. KO, you don't want this! Get outta here!
Will it make me ugly?
No, it makes you look so much better.
But women will think it's silly, right?
Women love it, they'll want to have sex with you.
Alright but I don't want to lose all my money.
It's affordable and it'll make you rich, but you don't want none of this!
I think I kinda want it.
Okay but just this once.

Yeah I know gimme a couple weeks or so, girls. I ain't forgot your skins either.

Come get some tighty whitey action at [Renegade]

[Renegade] Decadence

2008-05-27T04:25:00.003-05:00

I never did a post bout this did I? Well here's pics. Suck it!

Eww, [Renegade] is so nasty!

[Renegade] Mass Satisfaction

2008-05-01T18:02:00.004-05:00

I know I haven't released anything in a WHILE and I'm sorry...

Not really, I been busy as hell creating stuff for the Lindens and had to get that out of the way before I could return to biz as usual. You'll see it soon and be mildly impressed.

But now I'm back and I got a couple little things for ya till I do somethin better. We gots one shirt that went thru many phases before finally settling on what type of blood spray and wound location, and another that's just playing with layers. Funny, I know right?

Don't worry you still got yer badass workin for ya. It'll take a lot more than a couple of car bombs to stop [Renegade]

Not a HELL of a lot more...

[Renegade] Jibba Jabba

2008-04-07T21:36:00.004-05:00

So I got some friends, right? I do my thing and make my clothes and in the process I like to show off my mad skills. Yeah, mad skills!

Anyways, I was workin on these leather pants, and they was friggin HOT. Like, I hadn't seen such a fine ass in leather in all of SL like what I was comin up with.

Yeah imma brag on this, deal bitches.

So I see Rosie Posie Puddin Pie online and pass her what I'd got done so far and she dug em, naturally. Added some stripes, went thru some colors, and she liked em more. Took an everything, sportin em like a pro. She asks me "when they comin out" and I'm all like "in a week or two" and she's all like "why so long" and I'm all like "coz I got somethin else comin out now". Of course she couldn't wait and wanted to blog em now.
Who am I to argue with that? No one ever blogs my shit anymore so hell yeah, bring it!
I expected her to rip on them on Mean Girls but she slapped an actual positive review on The Rummage Box instead, go check it out.

Rock out with your mad skills at [Renegade]

Cause baaaby we'll beee...at the driiive in...in the old man's Ford...

[Renegade] Pinstripe Sweats

2008-04-06T03:18:00.005-05:00

So yeah I'm told I have a stripe thing.

Something about massive asses and slacker couture, iunno I try not to pay attention to jibba jabba. I just wanted to throw a little wally world sophistication into the Second Life™®©♥♣◙∟ fashion world, sweatpants! If you seen Denzel Washington at 2am on a thursday I bet he'd be in sweatpants. That's class right there buddy.

Well I made some and said hell naw, that's just boring. Let's put some velour or felt or whatever on there. Howbout a lil underboobage? You want booty floss? You got booty floss. And to top it all off another carbon copy, lazy-ass texture change on the kicks. Suckers!

My sources confirm it is, indeed, velour.

Get your welfare on at [Renegade]

[Renegade] Seasonal Mistakes

2008-03-28T00:41:00.005-05:00

Okay yeah this is kinda fucked...

I got a couple new thermals available and it's like what? Springtime, you say? There's a whole other damn hemisphere that's about to start getting cooler. This is for you aussies and uh...chileans? Whatever check this out, one's an audience of the dead and the other's emo trekkie.

Get toasty at [Renegade]

[Renegade] Anti-Polos

2008-03-18T13:46:00.003-05:00

Alright, vacation's over.
Sunburns suck, howling winds suck, sleeping on the ground sucks, dawn sucks.
Good times, good times.
I return with gifts of gay. Nothing says dork like a polo, and nobody says dork like an eskimo with a lisp. These little loserwraps come with the typical edgy graphics to show everyone that your D&D sessions are hip and cool. You are the stinking trend of style and attitude of the geek world. You rule, man.
Denzel Washington.

Bring your 4th level Sorcerer to [Renegade]

Merry met, son.

[Renegade] New Women's Shirt Packs

2008-02-26T02:08:00.002-06:00

This is what we call a lazy update.
Plain, simple, average, Denzel Washington... these packs are for people who just want a little function and not alot of flash at not alot of foney. I couldn't think of anything to describe price that starts with an "f", shut up.
The colors on the sweaters are nice and dull, so you can blend into a crowd well. The halters are gaudy as hell if you want to blend into a clown crowd, instead.

Drop by [Renegade] and pick up a set.

Fiscal, I should have used that...

[Renegade] Nemesis Tees

2008-02-17T04:22:00.003-06:00

Here's a trip back to the good ol days. Heroes, villains, and all the rest fightin the good fight.
I know I was all about this shit and I bet alot of you was too. My transformers collection may have been small, my action figures a little worse for wear, and my comics... well I won't lie I had an impressive collection of those, but anyways... I find myself thinking about how cool it would be to have them again but that ain't gonna happen.
At least now I can share something a bit more affordable than vintage collectibles, vintage looking shirts!
Some are a bit dirty so I leave it up to you to find the laundromat.

Bring yourself down to [Renegade]
No Assembly Required

I'm going through changes...

2008-02-13T00:55:00.007-06:00

Just a little update...
My original plan was to conquer the Netherlands using cropped sweaters that show off a girl's belly.

Ok, actually the first thing I thought of was to use ducks, but that's just silly.

Well as it turns out the Dutch make a worthy opponent, exploiting the weakness of exposed flesh in the winter months, so I've had to alter my tactics slightly.
But now... oh boy is Holland in for it. My ultimate doosmday machine, untucked sweaters, is ready for deployment.
Those cheese-eatin, clog-wearin, dike-buildin primitives don't stand a chance!

So far I've got the Racer and Bustwork sweaters changed, the others I never really liked so I'll prolly just make whole new designs to replace them later.

Come, prepare for the invasion at [Renegade]

[Renegade] Bomber Girl Outfits

2008-02-11T20:18:00.002-06:00

It totally kills me the nerve of some people! Is nothing sacred? Just think you're going about your business putting new inventory out for sale at reasonable prices for the fashion minded avatar and just generally trying to make the world a better place when alla sudden some ass with a camera butts in and starts taking photos of you!
The hell?!
Don't judge me!

We got it all at [Renegade]
Trannies, Midgets, Donkeys... All are welcome here

My lawyers say I even have to allow furries

Iunno....whut....I'm doin here.... (YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!)

2008-02-11T18:49:00.000-06:00

Alright I give, blogging isn't as much of a pain as I said it was.
But if I'm gonna do this you gotta understand I may get lazy, bored, or just drunk and forget to update from time to time so don't bet the toilet on my regularity.
Come back when you can to check for new products and information on Renegade.
[Renegade] Clothing Warehouse